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Photo: Nina Martin
When I
heard on the radio they were going to build a new bridge over the Cogmans River
at Ashton, and that it would be the first tied arch design to be constructed in
South Africa, I looked at my wife and said, “That sounds interesting.”
“What is a
tied arch bridge?”
“Never
heard of it before. My knowledge of bridge designs does not extend beyond
suspension, truss, cantilever, and ordinary arch bridges.”
“You are
forgetting our bridge at Uilkraal, the beam bridge, the oldest and simplest
design of all.”
“Oh, yes.
Like a tree trunk over a stream. And rope bridges are another example of early
technology.”
“Yes, but a
rope bridge is a form of suspension bridge.”
“Hmm.” I
could see she knew just as much, if not more, about bridge design as I did.
“Well, we will have to do some research if we want to know what’s so great
about a tied arch bridge.”
This is
what we came up with:
A tied arch bridge is a structural form that combines
elements of both arch and suspension bridges. It features an arch rib on either
side of the roadway, connected by a horizontal tie beam at the bottom, which
supports the bridge deck. This design allows for efficient load distribution
and offers several advantages in terms of construction and aesthetics.
“They are
going to use a transverse launching method, which sounds quite mind-blowing,” I
told her. “It means building the new bridge alongside the old one, which will
be demolished to make way for the 800-ton structure that will be dragged
sideways into place. Amazing, hey?”
This was
back in 2019, two years before the project was due for completion. We agreed to
follow progress and attend the opening. Well, that was the intention, but
circumstances changed and we did not make it. However, it remained on the
bucket list and we finally found time to undertake the expedition in October of
this year, 2024.
Guy was
down from Joburg on a two-week visit, having had to leave his wife behind on
account of work commitments, which was a pity, but at least it freed him up to do
a considerable amount of maintenance work on the parental abode. We chose a
Wednesday so that Nina and Anthony could join us on the family outing, and the
five of us set off in our trusty 1998 Toyota Venture just after 9.30.
I had
promoted the trip as a wonderful opportunity to enjoy a drive through scenic
and varied countryside in order to view a unique example of how modern
technology and aesthetics can combine to produce a work of functional beauty.
The first part of this spiel lived up to the hyperbole, as it was a fine Spring
day with a clear sky and mild temperatures, and the changing scenery was a
delight to behold.
“You know,”
I said at one stage of the journey, “I have been looking at some of Anna’s
photography books, and it strikes me that colour is a distraction, and black
and white is better able to capture the essence of a scene. Take that ruined
farm building we just passed. Photographers like David Goldblatt and Walker
Evans would have been able to get us to think about the history of the
building, and what had led to it being abandoned and falling into decay.”
“Why can’t
that be done with colour?” Nina, who was driving, said. “I don’t agree. Colour
can be just as powerful. It’s composition that makes an exceptional picture,
whether in colour or black and white.”
Also keen
photographers, the other two millennials concurred with her.
“That old
house made me think of Walter Meyer,” Krystyna, who was in the front passenger
seat, said. “It’s just the sort of building he painted, and he would have made
it look as stark and forlorn as a Goldblatt photo, only in colour.”
It seemed
like they all thought I was on the wrong track. A little miffed, I thought of
saying something provocative about the monotonously pretty countryside we were
travelling through, and pointing out how predictably picturesque it was, but we
were entering the lovely little town of Bonnievale, and I got distracted.
We trundled
through the streets, admiring the unpretentious nineteenth and early twentieth
century architecture and enjoying the peaceful atmosphere of a country dorp,
and then made our way over the mountain to our destination. Anthony and I were
in the second row, while poor old guy was sitting sideways in the dogbox.
As we
entered Ashton, we caught our first sight of the bridge, and it certainly
wasn’t a disappointment. The simple elegance of the gleaming white arches
immediately convinced me that we were looking at a work of art. We passed over
the bridge, Nina parked in front of some shops, and we all got out, eager to
take a closer look.
was an information board that gave the background story to what had necessitated the whole enterprise, and furnished some interesting facts about the construction process. Kryś read it to me and then we walked the 60 metres along the pedestrian pathway to the centre of the bridge. I know it was 60 because the info board had said the span was 120 metres. We looked down at the gently flowing stream as it made its way through reeds and fern-covered banks.
“It’s hard
to believe this could become a huge river, flooding the whole valley. But those
pictures of the old bridge being submerged is proof of what is possible. It
would be an awesome experience to stand here and watch that massive body of
water flowing at speed just a few metres beneath our feet.”
“As TS
Eliot pointed out,” I said,” the river is a
strong brown god, implacable.
Keeping his seasons and rages, destroyer, reminder
of what men choose to forget.”
“Look, there’s Guy and Nina and Anthony checking out the
underside of the bridge. Let’s walk to the end, and then come back and join
them.”
It was at the far end of the arch that I received a kick in
the groin. On the pristine white concrete somebody had sprayed graffiti. Crude
black letters spelling a name or an obscenity, and some random shapes and
scrawls. Appalled, all I could say was, “Fuck, no!”
“Hopefully, they can clean it off.”
We walked
back and followed a rough path down towards the river. The young people were
under
the bridge
taking pictures and, as we made our way towards them over the rough ground, I
again felt
a surge of
dismay. Scattered about beneath the ribbed deck was the usual rubbish
associated with
all open
places in South Africa (and most of the world) that offer shelter from the sun
and the rain.
Plastic bags and containers, broken bottles, cooldrink cans, some filthy
rags.
Guy joined us. “It looks like people could be living over
there on the other side.” He was pointing his Nikon and zooming in. He showed
me the image that had captured five young men sitting in a group. “I wonder
what they’re smoking?”
We made our
way back to the parking area, where Anthony was standing before a monumental
locomotive
reading the plaque. This relic from the days of steam is a historical reminder
that
The town of Ashton is
named after Job Ashton, the railway engineer and director of the New Cape
Central Railways (Ltd). The town was established in 1897 on the Roodewal
farm, and was originally a trading post that became a railway station after the
completion of the railway line from Worcester to the coast in 1887.
We gathered around the
iron monster, marvelling at its size and trying to imagine, and in the case of
us two oldies, actually remember what it was like to take a train drawn by just
such a puffing billy. True to form, Guy climbed as high as he could and stood
atop the huge black boiler, and I hoisted myself up into the open cab. So this
was where the driver and stoker worked. This must have been one hell of a tough
life, I thought.
“Jesus, what’s that smell?” I asked. Guy had just climbed
aboard.
“Shit.” He pointed to the coal chute behind us. “People have
been using this as a toilet. Maybe out of necessity, or possibly as a political
statement.”
“Fucking human beings!” I snarled as I returned to terra firma as fast as my arthritic joints permitted, the stench having taken up residence in my nostrils.
“People are disgusting,” my wife agreed, as she sprayed
sanitizer on my hand. “I hope you haven’t got anything on your shoes.”
It was time for lunch. We piled into the Venture and continued
on Route 62 through the Cogmanskloof Pass to Montagu, which turned out to be
nothing like my memory of it from forty years ago. The streets were tree-lined
and there was evidence of gentrification everywhere. Very pleasant, very
bucolic, and oh so generic. Just like Macgregor, and Greyton, and Napier, and
Stanford. The well-heeled retirees and the larnies who could afford a country
retreat had booted out the real people who used to live there, and colonised
the place.
We chose a shady spot to
stop and eat our sandwiches. There was a low-level bridge over a gurgling
stream just a little way down the road and it seemed we had the place to
ourselves. How wrong we were!
“Did you see how that
hoity-toity bitch glared at us?” Nina, who was munching on her homemade cheese,
ham and tomato sandwich, was referring to the fortyish woman in a Pajero who
had been obliged to pull up behind us in order to allow an oncoming vehicle to
pass.
“I bet she would love the
cops to have us poor whites run out of town,” said Anthony.
It became apparent that
most of the traffic consisted of SUV’s driven by women accompanied by children,
which meant we were parked on a regular school route.
“Now for the beer
tasting,” Guy said, having finished his nartjie. “Google says Route 62 Brewery is
just two blocks away.”
It looked more like a
restaurant than a brewery. There was one man at the bar talking to two of the
staff, but otherwise we were the only patrons. The waitress, who had an open
face and shapely figure, brought three trays of the six tasters. After sipping
all six brews we were unanimous in judging the stout to be excellent. Opinion
was divided about the others, but none were condemned outright.
When all of the eighteen
little glasses had been drained, I would have been happy to depart. Not so
fast, old man. The three of them ordered a pint of their chosen draught,
insisting that this is what you do at a beer tasting. Oh, well, I thought, when
I was their age I, too, would not have been averse to be feeling mildly
inebriated on leaving a licensed premises.
I enjoyed the ride back.
The afternoon was advancing and the countryside looked different, now that the
sun was coming at it from the west. The glare had gone and shadows were developing
and softening the texture of the landscape. I was reminded of the time before
we were married, when Kryś and I took a trip to South West Africa. I had
particularly liked the mellow feeling that came over me while heading north,
the sun going down on our left, she at the wheel, while I relaxed with a glass
of Bols brandy and water. Yes, very mellow and carefree. Just as I was thinking
this, Guy spoke from the dogbox.
“Anyone like to try some
Muscadel?”
He had bought local
liquor from one of the shops where we had parked in Ashton. A brandy and two
bottles of muscadel, red and white, produced by Montagu Winery.
“Hell, now you’re
talking, my boy!” He pored me half a coffee mug of the red stuff.”Shit, I only
wanted a taste,” I lied. “But thanks, anyway. Cheers!”
Anthony had just opened a
craft beer, and mother and daughter up front declined the offer of sweet
fortified vino. I sipped the dark nectar and savoured its calming effect.
“This is a fine muscadel,
ideally suitable for the occasion. Here we are, following the road over these
rolling hills towards the setting sun, feeling comfortably relaxed in good
company. This is just the perfect beverage to lubricate one’s mental
machinery.”
“And loosen the tongue,”
I heard Krystyna say to Nina.
“It has been a really
interesting day. Enriching, if you know what I mean. Breaking fresh ground on
our pilgrimage to the famous bridge, and then standing in awe before that
monument to technological ingenuity combined with aesthetic beauty. It was so
uplifting, it made one proud to be a member of the same species that was
capable of such an achievement.”
“Where is he going with
this rubbish?” Nina asked.
“Be patient. He’ll get
there eventually.”
“Yes, as I was saying,
imagine my disappointment, the abrupt deflation of my elation, so to speak,
when I clapped eyes on that crude graffiti, that barbaric act of desecration! And
when descending to examine the ribbed underbelly of the structure, what did we
discover?”
“Trash,” said Anthony,
and he took another swig. “The usual trash left by the homeless. It was to be
expected.”
“I suppose so, but I was
dismayed, nevertheless.”
“And the locomotive?”
“I’m getting to the
locomotive, Guy. Don’t rush me. Alright, just a dash.””
Mrs Martin glanced over
her shoulder, her eyebrows raised in disapproval, but she refrained from urging
restraint.
“That locomotive was put
there for a reason. It was to memorialise the town’s origins and to educate the
public about the time when steam engines were at the forefront of technology.
It was a relic from the early 20th century to be admired and
wondered at. When I climbed up into that cab, I was marvelling at the
simplicity of the design. A coal-fired boiler on wheels, water heated to
produce steam under pressure, and the energy released to drive pistons that
turn wheels. What a brilliant concept!”
“And what did you find up
there that left you shattered?”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“Sorry. Go ahead; I won’t
interrupt again.”
“Thank you. Well, there I
was imagining what it must have been like to be a train driver, when something
assailed my olfactory organ, and it wasn’t coal smoke. On turning around I was
confronted by the sight of human excrement. Somebody had climbed onto the metal
plate of the coal shute and defecated. The unmistakable stench horrified and
nauseated me, and I couldn’t get off that locomotive fast enough.”
“Why are you telling us
again, Daddy? We heard about it back in Ashton.” Nina was looking at me in her rear-view
mirror.
“I am assimilating the
events of the day, ordering and assembling them so that they fit together to
reveal some underlying meaning.”
“The unexamined life is
not worth living, you know, babe.” There was mockery in Anthony’s voice.
“Today’s experience can
be interpreted on two levels. The amazing technology behind both the locomotive
and the bridge show just how clever we humans have become. And the aesthetics
of the bridge, and the noble educational intention behind displaying the
locomotive, are testimony to the artistic and intellectual heights we have
reached. On this level we are justified in feeling smug and patting ourselves
on the back.”
“And on the other level?
I suppose…”
“I thought you weren’t
going to interrupt me? “
“By interjecting now and
then I am helping to turn what could be a boring monologue into an engaging
dialogue of the Socratic kind.”
“Very well. You might
have a point.”
I paused to take note of
our surroundings. We had just passed Raka Wines and were ascending Akadis Pass.
I drained the last of my muscadel, which was just slightly tainted by the taste
of coffee, and then picked up my train of thought.
“On the second level we
must consider the significance of the graffiti, the rubbish and the excrement. The
graffiti is an act of vandalism expressing resentment, defiance and contempt,
just as the barbarian marauders defaced Roman art works, and smashed and
toppled statues. The rubbish is evidence of a dysfunctional society where
millions are unemployed and live in squalid conditions. The excrement is the
result of an atavistic urge to foul the lair of one’s enemy. In combination,
these three things, the graffiti, the rubbish and the excrement, clearly point
to what I see as an inevitable conclusion.”
“Ah, the punchline.”
“The human brain is at a
stage of development where the growth of scientific knowledge and technological
innovation is almost unlimited. We have also mastered an astonishingly powerful
facility for artistic expression. However, our ability to modify and control the
fundamental instincts that determine our social behaviour has not kept pace
with those other aspects of the evolutionary process. That is why we are still
shitting on ourselves, and it would take many thousands of years for our quarrelsome
and violent traits to be modified sufficiently for us to live in harmony with
one another and the environment. I’m afraid that well before that could happen,
we will have annihilated ourselves, along with many other forms of life.”
We had bypassed Stanford
and Grootbos was on our left. The sun was low over Walker Bay, the sea
glittered, and the sky was beginning to present a photo opportunity for passing
tourists.
“Basically, what you are
describing is a design fault,” Guy said. “Instead of developing in tandem,
cognitive ability and behavioural adaptation have progressed at a different
pace, resulting in the gross malfunction of both individuals and society as a
whole. Definitely a design fault.”
“And what about our other
design faults?” asked Anthony. Evolution has made a mess of us. Standing up and
walking on our back legs might have had advantages, but it resulted in wear and
tear on our joints, and the narrowing of the pelvis has made childbirth
difficult and painful, not to say dangerous.”
“What about the appendix?
Totally superfluous and nothing but trouble. And wisdom teeth. The mouth got
smaller but the number of teeth stayed the same. Man, I’ve had to have all of
mine out. That’s a design fuck-up, if ever there was one!”
“If we were an aircraft
or a car, we would have been taken out of service long ago.”
“God made a major foul-up
right in the beginning,” Krystyna said. “We are a failed project, and the
sooner a meteorite obliterates the entire race, the better.” She sounded quite
matter-of-fact about it, and even cheerful.
“Yes,” Nina agreed.
“Wouldn’t it be wonderful for the rest of life on earth if humans went extinct?
The only worry would be that one of our primate relatives might evolve into Homo
sapiens 2.O.”
We had passed through
Gansbaai, crossed the beam bridge at Uilkraal, and were almost back in Pearly
Beach.
“Well,” I said, “it’s
been a most interesting outing. The weather was good, the company charming,
and….”
“Blah, blah, blah.”
“And thank you for doing
all the driving, Nina. Much appreciated. Now we must plan for another trip,
before the Apocalypse comes.”
“Too late,” said Anthony.
“The end times have already begun.”
(The events are factual but the dialogue is fictional, and I apologise for putting words into people's mouths.)
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